keep your hands off my lobby boy
don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern

hi i like films... especially wes anderson films... i also like funny things & stuff

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

(via burntoutlightbulbb)

1 day ago with 91097 notes

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

(via tonightisingalong)

6 days ago with 92779 notes

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

(via damesanddolls)

6 days ago with 134422 notes

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

(via thefearisfallingaway)

6 days ago with 198168 notes
the last bit killed me,

unclefather:

why did this iTunes give me a U2 album? is this payback for all the music I pirated? I’m sorry I take it back

(via therealsteveharvey)

6 days ago with 6230 notes

death-limes:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

"What color is your eyeshadow?"

"HURRGGH"

(Source: scumtrout, via cjsgoldfish)

6 days ago with 155397 notes

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

(via rosalitacomeouttonight)

6 days ago with 230701 notes
me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that
1 week ago with 219633 notes

Uhh that’s not how you fix a toilet…….

1 week ago with 2 notes

The sims is the best tbh

1 week ago with 3 notes