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don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern

hi i like films... especially wes anderson films... i also like funny things & stuff

we-are-drowning-slow:

inkskinned:

do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read. 

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diggly:

HALF CINEMA CHEERED AND THE OTHER HALF WERE REALLY CONFUSED WHY WE WERE CHEERING

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unfelt-feelings:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

stonewhite:

gogetthatbody:

k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This is groundbreaking

this is my third time rebloging this today. this is so important.

I have goosebumps

because were all trying to heal the child that was broken

Tears

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stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

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harrysthefather:

bootybite:

"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."

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IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA

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ourbubbline:

Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.

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jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

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how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

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dickkitten:

"it’s fucking funny"

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sorry josie, ableism cw,

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