keep your hands off my lobby boy
don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern

hi i like films... especially wes anderson films... i also like funny things & stuff

Favorite scenes: "Do you feel like you were meant for something better?"

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❝when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked.❞

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learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

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Notification trolling.


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The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

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i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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someone’s skipping leg day

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friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
me: drunk
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i wish, i have to work :(,




*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????  

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